Deepish.

This is the place my jokes go when I’m the only one laughing:

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“These sugar cookies are not quite right; I shall bake another batch,” said the wife of the baker with buttery disdain as she bit into the flavorless, crumbly morsel. “Dear me” she cried, upon opening her pantry door, “the butter has run out.”

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Next time I go shopping, I’m going to dress my kids up like cats. That way, if they act up, I’ll be like “Oh yeah, this is why I don’t usually bring my cats to the store.”

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One thought on “Deepish.

  1. Jeanne says:

    I wish I HAD thought of this idea when my girls were little……be sure and take them to Petsmart! 🙂
    Jeanne

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